Set-up: Hub and me, enjoying a late winter ride on one of our favorite curvy local roads.
Me: Do you see that line on the road? And smell that smell?
Me: I think it might be a trail of shit on every corner!
Him: Oh yes, I can smell it.
Me: Hmmm, I think it must be a stock trailer full of cows, and the cows are letting loose as they get thrown around on the corners…and there are a lot of corners.
Me: Oh no, I just had an awful thought…what if it is an RV dumping its human “contents”? UGH.
Him: No, you have an eagle eye, and nose; I think it is cow shit.
Me & Him: HA HA HA!
About 8 miles later, there is still a trail…
Me: That’s a lot of shit.
Him: No Shit 😀
Ba-dum-bum.
I thought I would start out short and sweet smelly, after my long hiatus. Back soon with details on planning for our RTR (Retirement Test Ride).
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This I totally get, the smell of bovine evacuations.
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…and btw, welcome back, Roby.
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Thank you, RD, for the welcome back, and for totally understanding this experience! 😀
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LOL!!! Sounds like a convo my and DH would have. Aren’t they fun.
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Heehee, Lynn, they are fun! This happened months ago, but I had put it into draft form as part of a longer post, and it just begged to be shared.
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Cannot wait to hear about the RTR! xoxo
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Thanks, Nancy! Working on the first planning post!
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Ha! I’d probably get nauseous from all the swerving.
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Hey Guap!!!
Well, it was a very distinctive and regular pattern in every curve, so we were able to plan our corners to avoid the ‘spillage’. But it gives you an idea of how those poor cows felt going up that incredibly curvy road, being thrown to the outside of each turn. Not nauseous, but with that other effect! 😀
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Ha! Ha! And????
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Ha! Ha! And we lived happily ever after????
Seriously, working on that trip planning stuff! 😉
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Oh no! Did you find out which it was? … Do we want to know if so? I once dragged some cow shit all the way from the Swiss alps to London!
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Yes, Claire, it was definitely cow shit. We did not actually see the cows, but after smelling it for miles and miles, I am positive! 😉
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